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By Shandog12 - 08/09/2016 15:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went down to my parking garage to find my driver's side window smashed in. Don't worry though, they only did it to steal my empty ash tray. FML

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tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 21:56

Really sorry that that happened when something so stupid is stolen Its almost worse then if they stole something valuable cause at least then it makes sense but steeling a empty ashtray makes no sense whatsoever hope your insurance covered the window replacement so you didn't have to pay anything for the repairs

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tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 28 September 2016 21:56

Really sorry that that happened when something so stupid is stolen Its almost worse then if they stole something valuable cause at least then it makes sense but steeling a empty ashtray makes no sense whatsoever hope your insurance covered the window replacement so you didn't have to pay anything for the repairs

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