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kalikanna Piscataway, United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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kalikanna 0

Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD

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Elovena 9

Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

Epic win. Easy. Your dad SHOT a SPIDER. That's actually impressive. Be proud.

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Sounds like something my father, a veteran hunter and weapons fanatic, would do. I say epic win, since like my father, I am trigger happy....or maybe just crazy.

Epic win all the waaayyy

A little from column A, a little from column B.

This so much of my style!

KillPrince 6

Will he adopt me?!?! Lmao IMAGINE if he saw a fly O.o

definitely a epic win!!!!

bree_doll14 3

This is great hahha

Hahahahahaha :D what the ****?

KingCeltic77 18

Not crazy. A 9mm is a girls gun.

EPIC. *******. WIN.