Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML
Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
Today, I work at a hospice center. At 3AM, a call just went out to a man's family to come because he was dying. I didn't realize that this man was my old friend's grandpa. When I saw her, I smiled really big and said, "Hey! Great to see you!" Her grandpa was ACTIVELY DYING. Stupid stupid stupid. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, I lost my job. Why? Because I'm taking care of my dying mother. My boss actually said, "Well, if she dies today, we can hold your job." FML
Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML
Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finished, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank you for coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
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Top comments
sumbum95 15
That's okay Op everyone has brain fats just explain what you meant & call it a day :)
shaww 28
It's even worse for me. I tried saying, while babysitting, "I'll also put your son to sleep" and was thinking to myself, "I'll do the dishes as well" and ended up saying "I'll do your son to sleep"
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Comments (74)
football98_fml 20
RIP to the old man amd to u, OP
shaww 28
It's even worse for me. I tried saying, while babysitting, "I'll also put your son to sleep" and was thinking to myself, "I'll do the dishes as well" and ended up saying "I'll do your son to sleep"
LissaMccracken 23
That is NOT worse!
CharresBarkrey 16
Why wouldn't you say "put your son to bed?" Putting something to sleep sounds like you're killing them.
Pesticides 19
at least he would be humane about it
hashshim 23
Make an FML!
shaww 28
I actually did try but it wasn't "approved"
brittyboo123 35
What were the parents reactions?
fml0505 22
Bad timing for verbal diarrhea there OP.. I bet granny was absolutely mortified O.O
ShakeDisPlace 10
Thank you for being a dum dum OP. :) We all appreciate you.
alexwow1 13
She probably is going too complain about you to the manager
shaww 28
To*
Frenchtony 17
And please come back anytime...
zakariah 5
I'm sure she knew what you really meant
FlyingLeumer 19
Hey, keep your head up! Word jumbles happen to the best of us. Sure, it probably came as a shock to the lady, but I'm assuming she would understand.
SMHsohard 22
People, please. No one's going to complain to the manager, granny's not going to be mortified. It was an honest mistake, I've tripped over my tongue in the course of my Nursing career. As long as the sentiment was sincere, the lady will understand.
cieloalicia 16
Exactly. I don't know why people are freaking, slips of the tongue like that are not uncommon.
mnskidoo 8
its alright op!