Today, I was waiting in the lobby of a modeling agency for my interview to be a potential model and I was next in line. They called "NEXT!" and I walked in with a smile on my face. They stared at my face for a moment and then started yelling "NEXT". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I had a job interview in a hotel and arrived 20 minutes early. I sat in the lobby practicing answers while watching the elevators. Eventually, the receptionist walked over and asked if I was waiting for someone. I gave her the company name. She pointed across the street. I'd been practicing my interview in the wrong hotel. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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Ohnoitslindsay 0
That's the industry.
hiandbye 0
That's the way the business is... don't take it personally. You just don't have the right "look" for them. It's actually very common to be treated like this when you're a model.
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Comments (80)
kimpylump 0
Fat chicks shouldn't even try to be models.
shadow123456789 0
Lol your pic
Crush2000bj 0
Who said the OP was fat, isn't there like a height requirement or something for modeling? Maybe she was too short??
psychette 0
oh please they turn ugly ppl pretty and the pretty ones ugly... i have known the ugliest girls to b face models when some of my good friends went to ry to get in and failed miserably... they're hotter than hell. agnecy are just icky to go through u wanna get a portfolio started and to do you need to pay a photographer and they will make one for u to send out pics and show possible employers. its wat me and a couple friends did and it was way easier than anything else thats out there
rowergirl 0
welcome to the modeling world, it's a bitch
maramoo2 0
lol sorry but when I read this I was like OMG that's the angency my sister works with
Rashkavar 0
Congratulations. You're human.
trixy81 10
oh no!!
TheChampagneBoi 5
Thats the kind of thing for anorexic people
coffee2353 11
Your in the modeling business... u probably just arent what they are looking for, jeez. It doesnt mean your ugly.
jazmino 1
That's extra funny .. Ha John I'm sorry