setaleschausasses
Lebanon
Today, I was trying to impress a very cute guy at a party by grinding up against him. During my very sexy choreography, I heard him say, “It feels like a slug rubbing against me.” FML
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SpeakUpFYL 4
So much for courtship and subtle art of seduction.
RuneRifle 22
YDI for thinking grinding is sexy and you can impress people with it..
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9a_z1 11
So he's cute and has an amusing way with words, I think you should keep trying to impress him. Then report back on what he says.
dragoongirl90 34
Are you sure he said slug?
maharb01 17
maybe he was talking about his own flaccid self. no regrets OP, let your flag fly!
Platinum69 8
Why would you do that? Keep your dignity
PePziNL 20
Maybe he said '****'? Wait, that's not really better...
Marialenachan 9
Couldn't you just go and talk to him?I'm pretty sure it would have turned out better than this..
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Apparently your choreography isn't as sexy as you thought.
fictionaldiary 11
I don't see how that would be impressive.
triztenjt 2
could have been talking about his meat rubbing against him
NoHaloHali 11
You deserve it for invading his personal space. He made it very clear he wasn't into you.