Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML
ardea_alba tells us more.
OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,
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heart_aussie_fml 20
The best kind of lovers: the ones you secretly call to talk about your chores.
rorex 26
I also make calls to a person I'm having an affair with in the bathroom while my husband is home. I feel like he doesn't have common sense if he thinks you chose the bathroom when there's many places out there you could call and not be heard by your husband. Fyl op, hopefully he grows up.
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laurellkawes 31
Tell him that you were talking to Jake from State Farm
KBear3109 29
At 0300 hours?!
Jachin357 28
Sounds like a personal problem.
jen1097 25
Get out of that relationship now! It's definitely alarm bells if he is that insecure, jealous and doesn't trust you. It doesn't matter if you're married, please don't stay with him if he continues this behaviour
Shade1982 21
If everyone who is insecure, jealous or has trust issues should break of their relationship, a lot of couples are definitely in trouble now. It's something you work on, not run from.
JMichael 26
Unfortunately people don't like to work out their issues. These days it's easier to run when things get a little out of hand. It's not like he's abusive, just a little insecure. Which everyone can be. So I don't think that calls for OP to break off their marriage.
marcranger 29
Based on OP's follow-up, I actually think his behavior does sound potentially abusive. Maybe he is just insecure, but everything OP has written gives me the willies.
UnluckyHoax 16
Yes, because vacuuming and doing the dishes is so romantic. If he can't trust you then he's not worth it.
schreibergx93 19
That's some pretty wild paranoia..... Chores is some pretty heavy dirty talk though.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Wife: I'm going to polish and clean till you scream mama!! Husband: o.O
badbitch23 15
That's an unhealthy relationship. Maybe he's the one cheating and has a guilt conscience.
samwilliams800 28
Congratulations, you married a moron!
Sathane 21
Easy enough. Note the date and time then cross reference with the call log on the phone bill. If he's still acting like a dipshit, find someone better.
AlbertNeinstein 10
There's a magic thing called phone records