Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
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Tripartita 45
Paranoid delusions are no laug—*glances at OP's username* …FML, is this really you? Have you become self-aware? What would you like me to do first, FML?
JuniorBustillos 9
She must of thought you were using morse code
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Comments (45)
CogadhTallon 16
So, with your very limited time and your very limited budget, you went and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication, just so you could pass answers to classmates? Absolutely!
thisguy22 33
Why do you need to take a class on morse code? It's easily found online. Plus some people learn antiquated communication for fun...
Dale_shackleford 13
My friends actually tried to cheat doing this. The system was tap the number of the question, and then respond with 1 for a, 2 for b, etc.
carissaball 23
this happened to me while I was coughing during a final..
Ms_Monster 6
Honestly you should get extra credit for apparently knowing Morse code. Really though, unless it was a college classroom, why care THAT much?
MenAreFromVegas 5
They don't get to do that!!! There is NO proof that you were cheating. Teacher needs to pull that stick out of her ass and go **** herself with it.
Ms_Monster 6
If it's in her ass, isn't she already ******* herself with it ;D?
DATGUYUNO2 8
Me and my friend does this we tap one for a tap two for be tap 3 for C and tap four for D
fantasyworld 39
Reminds me of the FML with the coughing/sneezing being mistaken for a code.
vampy719 17
lmao oh my god wth did your teacher think you knew morse code im laughing so hard
JoshSellsGuns 14
i dont blame him. everyone in my class came up with a kind of morse code to communicate by clicking pens, tapping pencils, taping feet, even coughing and sniffling.
vegantreegirl 26
Have your parents go to the principal. That's ridiculous.