Today, I was sprinting to the bus stop trying to beat the bus. It pulled next to me and honked, startling me off the edge of the road. My foot slipped, I went tumbling, roadrashing my leg. The bus driver stopped, opened the door, and yelled "I was just letting you know this is a training bus." FML
duzitickle tells us more.
haha, yeah. the bus was coming down the hill to the stop on the corner, and i was running my ass off (in a mini skirt, to boot) to beat it there. it runs once an hour and was 15 minutes early... it would have been a close race had it been the "real" bus, thats for sure. as it was, it had a few bus people in training, like a rolling classroom, who were all craning to my side of the bus to get a good look. im sure they learned something from the mishap. it would be a shame if they didnt. my pride was definitely hurt more than my leg.
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caancoha 0
That's when you leap onto the bus in a split second, refuse to get off, and tell him it's a training exercise.
hatelovesme 0
i dont get it? training bus? WHATTTT but fyl forsure for falling
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Thanks Leafhead. I am confidant that if you follow all my posts you might not remain loyal. But while it lasts, I appreciate it. I keep coming back for two reasons. One, to respond to about 30% of the FMLs, and Two, to respond to the 70% of posters to the FMLs. P.S. Don't look now, but I think your application just replied to a comment.
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OW...
Spizzy 0
Sounds like you go to Texas State!
Funky_T 0
HONK IF YOUR HORNEY!!!
PredyJessica 0
lol now i have to go pee