Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, during my daily jog, a gate in my local park, which has been stuck open by weeds and overgrown grass for at least 6 years, was apparently weeded and properly closed yesterday. I hit that thing at full speed, flipped over it, and landed on my head with total strangers laughing at me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was jogging through the park and in my enthusiasm I thought I’d be able to jump over a bench in my stride. I tripped mid-jump, landed face-first in the grass, and scared a group of schoolkids who were on a tour of the city. FML
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Top comments
rabidhatter 0
Wow you're an asshole and you totally deserve it. If there's a no skating rule, then DON'T SKATE THERE you tool.
Tehalon 0
YDI, Noob.
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Comments (50)
Evee_fml 0
Maybe if you weren't being an arrogant sot the universe wouldn't have delt you a soil filled karmic punch in the face
robinhoood 0
Who the **** rollerblades anymore? As a life long skater and self respecting citizen, I have to say... Rollerfairy :P
musu_fml 0
The worker was telling you what you were doing wasn't safe or sensible...but of course, you knew better didn't you?
turnedoffTVgrey 0
Who rollerblades anymore?
shoeofallcosmos 0
INSTANT KARMA One day I told my roommate as he was leaving to drive carefully. He freaking laughed at me and shut the door. He came back that evening with a speeding ticket.
cryssycakesx3 23
ugh. karma happens in your afterlife...
jennafierce 0
I hope you didn't break your camera O_o
UhSureWhyNot 0
Today, I was working in the university gardens where we had the one of the last specimens of a rare flower. A clumsy-looking rollerblader comes through, shouts that they have "perfect" control, and then smashed into the rare flowers, which cost us several thousand dollars. FML.
lovebuggy 0
Wow. YDI. Seriously.
lifeisgood8877 0
That's what u get for rollerblading...are u 5?
amazingkate 0
kinda sounds like you suck. at rollerblading and being a person in general.
Bobby64 29
We can totally make that conclusion based on three sentences about the OP.