Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML
Today, I'm a 46 year-old woman who hates online dating, and who is now single again. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, I decided to try online gaming, as it's something I've never done before. I already have a creep stalking me because I mentioned I was single and he's a horny virgin. Remind me never to talk about my lack of love life online again. FML
Today, after years struggling with obesity, alcoholism, and mental illness, I finally decided I'd fixed myself up enough to try dating. The first girl I went out with said, "You're 31 and you've never dated? Sorry to break it to you, but nobody's going to want to walk a 31-year-old through Dating 101." FML
Today, I got so tired of my friends constantly pestering me about having a girlfriend that I downloaded Monika After Story. Now when they ask, I just say she's long-distance and values her privacy, so I can't show her to them. This is what my life has come to. Forever alone. FML
Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
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luk2 10
You can do it!! Don't give up! You are the bomb!!!
Adm_Twigs 19
at least you know getting married on skyrim doesn't count
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Comments (183)
catmsgt87 3
Sooooo wanna go out sometime?
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well give me a go and let's find out.
Chewiebhz 15
When they say gamer girls I suppose they mean the non fat non ugly ones... But luck op. Join a gym maybe?
Miizuo 17
I feel you girl..
xSalashawty 30
Sometimes it's better to look outside the gaming area. A gamer boyfriend who prioritizes games over you isn't all too fun. As a girl gamer myself, sometimes the amount of flirting I get can be overwhelming anyways. Makes me wish I was invisible in a game for a day.
sehrgutmann 19
This is mean but I think it goes unsaid that they mean "attractive" girl gamers.
tehdarkness 21
You're doing it wrong!
TommyG493 11
I'll love you, op
Kougeru 12
Most gamer girls I've met have been disgusting, smelly, overweight slobs. Not saying you are, but it's equality as it's finest.
IAmJad 18
Maybe instead of sitting on your butt playing video games you can improve your appearance. Don't put a controller in your hands and expect guys to throw themselves at you.