Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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mister_moops 0
ydi for being a retarded tramp.
Nick402 0
Automatic YDI for anyone, pretty or not, who tries to ***** their way out of a ticket. Or cry their way out of a ticket. Guys can't do any of that stuff.
kukopia 0
Flirting doesn't get a gal out of a ticket. Flirting Fail Pretty doesn't get a gal out of a ticket. Pretty Fail Fishing for compliments sure doesn't... Fishing Fail Cleavage gets gals out of tickets. You didn't get out of it. CLEAVAGE FAIL!
lenajoy927 0
oh dear...will you go on? should we contact the national guard, the UN, oprah?? has anyone alerted CNN?
shankzilla 0
well it's true, cops dont give tickets to pretty girls. well, pretty girls that know how to flirt, anyways.
FoundManyLemons 0
Oh snap!
ohnoyouDINT 0
girl power = adorable
mistermind 0
lmao @ 58
slax0r 0
It's just a ticket, not the end of the world. YDI for going with a pathetic, cheap cop-out (pun not intended) and pushing gender equality in the wrong direction.
lunaroseemh 0
YDI for thinking that looking like a ***** will save you from a ticket. dumbass.