Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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tiges1 0
YDI FOR THINKING THT ACTING LIKE A **** WOULD GET U OUT OF A TICKET! AND BTW ITS JUST A TICKET!
Muninn 0
I really don't think the English language has the words to describe how much you completely, utterly, and in all other ways totally deserved this. YDI for setting the women's rights movement back fifty years, you ugly slutbucket.
fmh123 0
LOL this made lmao
xHaniffax 0
:)
sadmaninacan 0
YDI For being ugly and speeding lolololololololo No... Jk. But seriously, don't be so full of yourself.
umokay 0
Total BS. This exact comment was on a TruTV show a few months back. Nice try though.
commonusername 4
Nice catch, i thought i remembered it from somewhere
epicfail13337 4
To all the comments about how this is hurting feminism, it's not like guys don't do this too. LOLOLOL. This is going into my favorites. DO NOT FLIRT WITH ANYONE IF YOU'RE AN UNATTRACTIVE GIRL. Flirting, unlike real relationships, is usually based on looks.
abylaunch 10
you stole this story from an episode of cops
Squirrellord911 0
PWN'D BITCH!!!!! srry but this is pretty damn funny
Eelusive 0
Well deserved.