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Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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"Is that so? Then the least I can do is to offer sharing my last name with you"

Schizomaniac 24

Going straight for the proposal on the first encounter. MisterEx doesn't **** around, ladies.

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Don't worry, it probably made him laugh.

Poor thing probably thinks you were rejecting him.... You probably just deflated his ego

spikey818 9

I would have said my name was Whats Zit Tooya

So Sorry to hear about your lack of Name OP. May I offer some suggestions? Belle? Alice? Maria? Chardonnay? I hope this helps.

All solid human names.

Oh sure, the hamster would know

RedPillSucks 33

How about Chlamydia. I hear it's a nice sounding name.

I hope the guy at least thought that was cutesy

Nerves honey.

You should ask him to pick a name for you lol XD

Yeah...no

28, Pretty Woman style: "What do you want it to be?"

FroggerForReal 11

well I hope after that incident he just laughed and you really did give him your name. I think that goes into your favor because it's adorable

"Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix" ;)

RedPillSucks 33

Was his name Rumpelstiltskin?