Today, I was on my way to meet some friends for lunch. As I was parking, one of their cell phones accidentally called mine. As I walked to the restaurant, I listened in as some of my best friends discussed all the things they hate about me. FML
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I posted this FML and just wanted to say that A) I am, in fact, a guy and these are guy friends B) The phone was on the table, not in a pocket. C) one of them literally is my best friend for the past 4 years and D) one of them came over later on that day and we had a long talk about it and mended things up.
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ForestFire0 1
This seems a little too convenient
cj_gurl 0
Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."
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Comments (118)
ForestFire0 1
This seems a little too convenient
anonymous45610 0
get new friends
SilenceIsSilver 0
Exactly what I was thinking. This does not sound like an accident to me. You should slapahoe.
DMAN3295 1
Coincidence? I think not.
HeyitsPheddy 0
Get better friends.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree with #1. It could be karma kicking them in the ass though. Your "Best Friends" suck.
silverwind_fml 0
"Friends?"
LackOfControl 0
That's what friends are for.
TurtleGenius 0
Is sulfuric acid easily obtainable where you live?
cj_gurl 0
Something similar happened to me once. My mother took a road trip with some of her friends and her cellphone accidentally called mine. I got to hear all about how her life would have been so much better if she'd never had me. Trust me; it gets better after a while. You're luckier, though: You can easily distance yourself from those so-called "friends."
Chanti_fml 26
After reading this comment I feel so sad! :( Big hug for you #7! (>•.•)>
ravioli221 0
Meh, could be a good thing, make you change your annoying ways. Unless they were just being venomous bastards, then it's time to up the ante on the annoying XD
Bhetti 0
Tell us more, what did they hate exactly ;) That would've been even more interesting!
failwhatwhat 0
at least you know now dem "friends" be mean bitches, and i hope you expressed this to them. i would suggest gaining new friends... which i know is easier said then done. good luck !!