Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML
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mattrd_fml 31
OP here. First off, I am a father. Not a mother. lol. for everyone who wonders how this could happen, I should have put the baby powder back in his diaper caddy, but for some reason I didn't. I have no reason just forgot I guess. And sometime during me preparing his lunch he went to his room grabbed it off his changing table and powdered the house until it was empty and longer any use to him. He is quick! I wish I had eyes on the back of my head. Thanks for all the people who were understanding.
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sumbum95 15
Well now your house will smell like new baby fresh scent! :)
nchov523 11
Be glad. When they're older they'll be spilling their cocaine around the house.
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Comments (128)
karlcolt45 19
the joy of children :D
staceyrose 10
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. ;)
misspennycakes 7
Why fyl? It's all part if being a mother
Shadow_Phantom 26
Maybe... but the person in this FML is the Father.
whoknew1 3
At least your house will smell clean
adam_night 9
Your 2 year old ran up to you be happy
Shadow_Phantom 26
Well, at least they didn't smear their diaper contents all over the house...
pacmanman 15
What I've learned from babysitting my niece and nephew is that you can't leave a child for even a second! And now you know that lesson as well...FYL OP.
outoftown 27
That's what happens when they've been quiet - too quiet - for a whole five minutes. :( Happy vacuuming, OP.
darlinjai 18
I agree...Out of all the things? baby powder...while gets into EVERYTHING!? isn't the worst substance to be all over your house...and with the quiet toddler is a dangerous one...however OP? I feel so bad for you...what you get for trying to eat when they wanna play right?
vbmg152 19
If he was able to reach it, it's your fault for not putting it up higher!