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Today, I was home alone in the shower when in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream like a girl. FML

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dfan13 5

Hey, original poster here.. He wasnt trying to see me naked. We have a shower curtain where u can see out if ur in the shower but cant see in if your out. And i did almost die because i cracked my head open.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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xTIGERxLILYx 0

COMPLETELY CREEPY. YOUR DAD IS COMPLETELY CREEPY.

fxdxhk90 0

You need to start plotting your revenge, may I suggest buying one of those fake lottery tickets, then filming his reaction when he thinks he won.

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snode001 0

wow. you're a unique human. your response to danger is neither fight nor flight. it's play dead. i'm not sure that's very effective...

aliibaibii 0

well possums seem to pull it off fairly well

Honda288 2

Ohh I would have sent his ass to the hospital but oh my god I can't stop laughing!!!

summer66_fml 0

at first i thought this was written by a girl so while i was reading this i was like "omg u have the creepiest dad in history"

f_my_effing_life 0

haha ik, i did too.

fmyoptical 0

CREEEPYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa_Emily 0

We at ur dad trying to prank u while ur naked that's gross

lame9379 0

your dad's perverted

bishop186 0

Your dad is lucky you didn't try to cold-**** him. That would be the first thing I would have done.

X_totallysucks_X 0

Your dad's an ass

Hjelloo 0

Passed out? What a sissy. I bet you scream bloody murder and call for help when you see a spider on your wall.

habitatxskate 0

only in new jersey.. gotta love this place!