Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML
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Madster15 14
OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
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SylivionSypher 6
The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nobody likes you, either!
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Comments (182)
gracehi 33
First your faucet then... Your mind. All hail our rising feline overlords.
LaurenLo 17
And then we'll have to make a movie called Rise of the Cats.
NoFlippinWai 24
Planet of the Felines.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Try covering your taps with some Tupperware maybe? x
airhead2015 18
Be glad your cats actually do something, my cats just lay there, staring into my eyes...
MadMaddyson 10
Don't you mean soul?
airhead2015 18
Nah, just my eyes. My cats aren't smart enough to know what a soul is.
perdix 31
Either change your taps, or start playing "Taps" for those mischievous kitties, if you know what I mean.
dima1616 1
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get rid of the cats. nobody likes cats
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nobody likes you, either!
NoFlippinWai 24
I like cats more than 23.
FMLkoala 28
Oh get off FML #23 cats are the second best animals in the world!
ComaWhiteLove 18
WoW. You're a ******* douche nozzle dima1616.
misspandamonium 27
Shun the nonbeliever~
hollywoodt1ts 15
Cats don't even like you #23. #foreveralone
pandalover69 26
Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean nobody does. The world does not revolve around you, if it did then we'd all know who you are.
jixiekat 14
aaand you just got 196 people to hate you. great job! hahaha-no
ThedaRose 15
OP is right! lol you should be shunned, and apparently, 203 other people agree!
monster_tamer 11
Because this is EGYPT!
an3ph 20
#23, this is the Internet. Cats are worshipped here.
DeThorn 11
286 people hate you :)
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Speak for your self. You should know that is a lie.
Chris93Jones 20
this is one of the most buried comments I've ever seen. kudos!
GLaDOS8899 14
@147 SHUNNNN!! SSHUUUUUUUUUNNNNN-NUH!
MassiDelta 28
Behind dogs
CaptainSpaceCat 9
But cats are the best
martin8337 36
Adios, gatos.
ComaWhiteLove 18
Oh STFU
bandgeej212 9
My car used to do the same thing and then he would lay in the sink under it lol
SrakaSrakasta 20
That's one messed up car, dude
world_on_fire 4
haha too funny
Obey_StudBoii 23
You might want to take your car to a mechanic lol.
NoFlippinWai 24
or maybe the car wash. It may be telling you something
perdix 31
Wait until they learn to stopper the drains, preferably when you are away for a few days.
NoFlippinWai 24
maybe they will do the dishes while theyre at it.
Jaaared_ 15
Youtube time!
JamieLT 22
Put a rubber band around the faucet so you have to take it off then turn on the water.
Shadowbay 18
If it's like mine it would chew through that rubber band off and bring it to you later...
NoFlippinWai 24
it depends what kind of faucet it is. I had a cat that figured out how to turn the nobs on... everything.