hockey9797
United States
Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML
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cucumberfabulous 7
Your sisters a bitch, FYL..
blue8795 0
Wow....Your sister... I don't even know what to say. Her priorities are f**cked up.
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6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0
YDI for cracking your sister's phone screen
himynameisanna 0
yeah seriously, **** you.
Bokusui 0
Well, I would have to say YDI and FYL for not watching out cars... and your sister a total ass o.o.
livingdeath 0
What the hell does LMAO mean? Seriously, its usage makes it seem almost as versataile as '****.'
skullbuster 0
"Laughing My Ass Off" Really dude, are you in China or something where they don't allow unrestricted access to Google.com?
yeahsurre 0
lmao, well said #72. :)
lobby0ne 0
u have a dumbshit sister
sofad15 0
put that cell in her ass and beat her in the head, she is so dumb, she would deserve it.
livingdeath 0
Hold on a sec. Hockey9797? So you play hockey? It's just a few more broken bones to add to your collection.
sw95volleyball 0
...... i dont blame her. obviously you werent hurt that bad if it happend today and your on the computer now.
smellymeaty 0
FML makes it necessary for every post to begin with Today, even though it has likely been days, weeks, months, or possibly years since the actual situation in some cases.
himynameisanna 0
If I saw someone get hit by a car, my first thought would be, "Holy Shit! Are you okay?" She didn't know if she was seriously injured or not. Don't be a bitch.
11bellacasey 0
Dude that's not rite tell her to stfu
slinkiess 0
Your sister is a dumbass. And rude. FYL, and feel better.
oldskoolman85 0
Smash her phone with your cast.