today I was having sex with a girl I'm dating, we were going... - FML

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By "Charlie Sanderson" - 30/12/2019 02:37

today I was having sex with a girl I'm dating, we were going at it for a while and as she reached orgasm, she farted on my balls ...Fml

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J15237 25

Monday 30 December 2019 17:51

Definitely not an FML. It happens sometimes. Damn man just enjoy the great ****** you gave her and the way it feels around your ****. She was probably more embarrassed.

Duc du V. 23

Monday 30 December 2019 22:13

The sound of happiness and intense sexual pleasure... Enjoy !

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J15237 25

Monday 30 December 2019 17:51

Definitely not an FML. It happens sometimes. Damn man just enjoy the great ****** you gave her and the way it feels around your ****. She was probably more embarrassed.

Duc du V. 23

Monday 30 December 2019 22:13

The sound of happiness and intense sexual pleasure... Enjoy !

BoulderDashTank19141 6

Monday 6 January 2020 14:57

You do know they are related systems, is anyone taking anatomy in school anymore and do you know women don’t urinate and have sexual relations out of the same opening,right?

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