HeyArnold91
Apo, United States
Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
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perdix 31
Your sister should have been writing you regularly! Nothing cheers up a hero serving his or her country overseas than regular reports of your mom's criminal activities before the inevitable arrest. Thanks for your service :)
DocBastard 40
Your correct usage of "whom" brought a tear to my eye. Well done indeed! My faith in humanity is not even remotely restored, but at least I have some hope.
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Comments (59)
cupcake4eva 6
Karma :P
neilykins 29
How?
gracehi 33
Are you saying that Karma threw OP's mom in jail because OP did something bad in this or a past life? Boy, Karma IS a bitch!
Aareez 0
Canada or Die
KiddNYC1O 22
Die =]
florido_fml 10
I'm not sorry to hear that
OceanBlueSea 12
Thank you for your service 8)
william8691 10
I see your mom likes to play DJ hero..
gc327072 31
25- why, yehuss
Rocky007 15
Thank you for your service.
mandi806 1
Haha okay it depends on why shes in jail...my first reaction was to laugh cause I pictured Sam's mom from iCarly.
kitkattgirl 2
That's...not the kind of news you wanna hear about home. Though thank you for your service!
NigerianMedicine 11
It could be worse. At least your mother wasn't arrested on charges of public nudity (you hear about that a lot on here) Thank-you for your service.