Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
airborn54 0
can't say I blame her? would you kiss a girl who had a big pimple?
dyble95 0
If she was my girlfriend then I would get over it (well actually I would not even care). It is just one pimple.
duckman9 55
if you really love the other person, I don't think something as superficial as a pimple should play any role in your decision whether to kiss her or not.
hatepineapple 14
There are people who actually care about pimples on OTHER people? Everyone I know only cares about their own, or just doesn't give enough of a shit regardless of who it is because it DOESN'T MATTER. My god I thought these people only existed on Disney sitcoms.
hnz 13
Tell her that pimple is not a disease and can't be spread.
cooldude911 0
Actually it does kinda spread
jadengtfo 0
Proactive!
green_eggs_and_h 0
Proactiv can help.
SleepOnStones 5
LIES.
ryanst 7
Proactiv made my skin better looking, but made my acne worse. Doctors prescription crap is much more effective.
12vballchick12 5
Ryanst - i lol'ed at ur profile pic! Haha
ryanst 7
I do hope you are talking about my old profile pic.
Ginkle45 1
**** blocked by your own face
you_failed 15
God dammit.
Simpson143 2
I recommend Proactive. Haha, I'm just joking. You should've popped it in her face! :)
cptcook 0
Tell her ass she can either kiss u, or hop in a kangaroo for a ride home
anarchywolf23 0
funny cause they're in australia
rosepetals91 3
if she tries to kiss you next time do the same exact thing.
nidawi 0
that's rude of her! op, maybe you should find a new girl..
MAXCAT1220 0
Hahahaha pop that shit in her mouth FTW