Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
ashtic 20
Wow... Dude... My Girlfriend wouldn't care if my face were torn to hell by a badger, she'd still kiss me :P Sucks for you.
MissMisc3 7
Ha #186 -- that's probably the sweetest (and strangest) thing I've ever heard someone say about their relationship. Awesome comment.
ItsApril 0
If you have a huge zit on your face, close enough to the mouth area why would anyone want to get close to it? I would think that it is pretty big if she doesn't want to kiss you because of it. If not, and its some minor thing...well, no. I can completely understand why its gross.
SmotNyleve 4
She's a bitch!
cmars3 7
Not at all
Reaper411 2
big pimple?
celticsfan69 0
Haha good one
crzycookie 7
Use noxzema
StarFishSteven 5
Should've asked her to pop it with her teeth. Yum!
psychiatrist_fml 4
Aww.... That's horrible. Tell her to pop it for you then.
aturcios1 7
what a beeotch
Krage941 0
What a bitch..sounds like someone else would enjoy your affection alot more than that concieted barbie.