Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my employer gave me a gift to celebrate the one-year anniversary of my hire date. It would have been a really nice gesture if they weren't laying me off at the end of the month. FML
Today, after three years of working at my current occupation, they decided to give me a bonus for all of my hard work and effort. A 5$ gift card to Cold Stone. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Today, I was fired from my job over a coupon a coworker offered me for bonus reward points. Apparently, it wasn't one I was entitled to. I never even looked at the coupon and assumed it was fine since they offered it to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML
Today, I received a $20 gift card to Tim Horton's as a prize, and decided to use it. At the register, I was told that I'd essentially won an empty gift card. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
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schwancy 2
Re-gift!
FFML_314 12
I think your boss is trying to tell you something...
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Comments (47)
emmmilyyy 0
gift certificates don't expire. or.. maybe that's just California?
aleksjai 0
if your lucky $30 :0
frankel10 0
sucks for you. doesn't sound like a fml. sounds like you got an expired gift certificate
Ancarnia 0
meh, $25 isn't much to f/around with today anyway. give your boss an expired condom or something.
Icyyy 0
This.
maagz 0
Wow, thats cheap as..D:
jaro_fml 0
your boss is trying to tell you that you're the employee of the month. 6 months back.
CallMeHush 1
Hurry up and use... nevermind.
0opsie 6
A piece of paper? Ohh, you shouln't have ! Thankyou!! :D
Sylchic16 0
Okay.. You should tell them about that... Instead of coming on here and saying fml... Fml lol!!!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being a good employee, for even having a job, for expecting compensation of any sort, for complaining when you DO get your compensation, and for yout username.