Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML
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Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I asked my husband to spend New Year's with me watching a movie or maybe spending some time together. He said, "I can't upset my family by coming to celebrate New Year's with you." For context, we live separately because my Dad passed away and I can't leave my mum alone. FML
Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
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vetter_fml 0
Nowhere is in Kansas. and you can watch the ball drop online...it's not the same, but...Happy New Year anyway?
shamille 5
what's the parental control code? i bet it's 0000 mwahahaha...
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Comments (92)
JarheadX_fml 0
yup. explain it
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
woah that wuz stupid I mean it's like 3....2....1....I am soryy You can not watch this show right now. Thank U. but that does suck
soulonfire928 0
What a nearly unintelligible comment.
fobchick 0
Wow tell your parents to stick there parental controls where the sun don't shine, what assholes!
diet_otaku 0
at least you were awake and had people to celebrate the new year with.
aaarrr 0
umm time zones?
boatkicker 5
They didn't say they were watching it live. They said they were watching it.
Wii624 5
That's why I hate parental controls so much. Parents don't know how much torture it is! We're not going to look at **** mom and dad. We want to go on facebook...
MotherRussia 0
lol major buzzkill huh?
moshroom 0
wow what horrible parents.
arn08 0
No actually it's not recorded, they show the ball drop live here at 11pm central. They show local/Chicago countdowns at midnight. So if the OP wanted to watch the ball drop she would have been able to long before the tv shut off at midnight.