Today, I was driving home, talking to my dad on the phone about losing my job. A man kept honking at me, I remarked to my dad how some people on the road are just assholes for no reason. I later realized I had left my laptop on my roof, and it flew onto the freeway. The man was signaling me. FML
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to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.
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lattee 0
how the **** do you leave your laptop on the roof of your car... oh but sorry you lost your job :(
XxbluedevilzxX 0
How do u even manage to do that. It's like throwing $1000 out the door.
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xavierdevoy 0
YDI for being a dumbshit
netbeui435 3
What was the laptop?
mystomachurts 3
#23.. LEARN TO SPELL THE WORD ___KARMA___ BEFORE YOU GO SAYING IT TO OTHER PEOPLE!! God... I'll say this once and I'll say this again... I NEVER KNEW HOW MANY DUMB AS SHIT PEOPLE THERE WERE OUT THERE UNTIL I CAME ONTO THIS WEBSITE.
tje210_fml 0
ydi for talking on your ******* phone while driving.
Random_lurker12 0
I've heard of people leaving their purses/waltets/etc on their car. But never something as expencive as a laptop. FYL for being out of money and YDI to leaving it on the top of your car.
GilPanda 0
...why the hell would you do that?
stiles_fml 0
you ****** i hate people like you copying other fml's this one has been done about 10 times
rawr1 0
you're the asshole.
irawk 0
hahahaahhah!!! that sucks!!
Invioletlight 0
that's why you lost your job - you're dumb