Today, I was driving home, talking to my dad on the phone about losing my job. A man kept honking at me, I remarked to my dad how some people on the road are just assholes for no reason. I later realized I had left my laptop on my roof, and it flew onto the freeway. The man was signaling me. FML
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to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.
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lattee 0
how the **** do you leave your laptop on the roof of your car... oh but sorry you lost your job :(
XxbluedevilzxX 0
How do u even manage to do that. It's like throwing $1000 out the door.
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Comments (168)
derek2 0
YDI why would u put it laptop on it roof
JENNYBABYY 0
wtffffff how did you forget about the laptop
Flounder 2
Sounds like YOU'RE the asshole if you're one of those people who decides that driving is a good time to make phone calls
love_fml 0
you're an idiot for talking on the phone while driving
Undispu7ed 0
LOL FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FXCKMYLIFE 0
some people are assholes for no reason? you're an asshole for talking on the phone while you're driving, which, if i'm not mistaken, is illegal now.
willf1234 0
I hope the laptop had insurance. " uhhh I dropped it... Yeah..."
computerdude 0
to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.
Paws_Cat 29
Why must you call it "Teh freeway"
KittyKatGirl 15
Given him spelling it correctly the other times, I think he genuinely mistyped the, and didn't notice in the edit window
cshell 0
What the hell was it laptop doing on the goddam roof???
greeneggsnsam 0
why the hell was it on the damn ROOF? your just a dumbshit for doing that! -doink- but still..sorry you lost your job.