Today, I was driving home, talking to my dad on the phone about losing my job. A man kept honking at me, I remarked to my dad how some people on the road are just assholes for no reason. I later realized I had left my laptop on my roof, and it flew onto the freeway. The man was signaling me. FML
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to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.
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Top comments
lattee 0
how the **** do you leave your laptop on the roof of your car... oh but sorry you lost your job :(
XxbluedevilzxX 0
How do u even manage to do that. It's like throwing $1000 out the door.
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Comments (168)
grimmelok 0
"Well at least we know that you deserved to lose your job!" Agree.
jinxxxxxxxxx 0
Wow you're such a retard...
cxal_fml 0
I believe this - but only because I'm presuming you were on your way home from the job you lost and were too upset over being fired to think about what you were doing. I wonder though, did your laptop damage that guys car - or anyone elses. Because you might have even bigger problems. I doubt your car insurance will cover your blowing out other peoples tires and what not by leaving a projectile on the roof of your car
drinkupgorgeous 0
Haha you were on your cell phone while driving AND had your laptop on the top of the car? Sounds like you deserve "Driver of the Year" award for that double fail.
catatonicsleep 17
Shouldn't have been on the phone while you were driving!!!
gdude756 0
I agree with 37. Also how the hell do you leave ur laptop on the roof of ur car and not notice where it is or hear a sound on ur roof? YDI for being a complete idiot
MIAMIBITCH_fml 0
Lol.. yeah what #38 said, but hopefully you were on earpiece or whatever. I forget little things like that too :(
musicman93 0
This is so not true. Why would you ever have your laptop on top of your car.
benshady 0
Why the hell would you put your laptop on top of your car. Next time put it in your car.
texassmile05 0
Wow. Sucks to be you!