Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Top comments
Bmlacme 3
EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..
Lemun 1
LOL A little too confident ;)
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alex_vik 1
Looks like you're not as good looking as you thought. YDI
audiogasmic 0
Hahahahahaha YDI for being a conceited idiot.
kelseymarie 0
was the maintenance guy hot? were you trying to start a porno movie? if not i really dont see why you would want this guy to see you in your birthday suit?? it not like he was gunna come tap on the window and be like hey baby whats up? wanna do me? fyi your not a **** though. just bit wacky.
TheUnnamedOne 0
what #9 said
yummm 0
your a dumb fat *****.... if this guy is strait... and your good looking he would want to see... but since you seem so willing to show the world your goods... your obviously really ugly... the good news is you can find a cubby chaser and show him your stuff all you want.... or you can go to the gym lose alot of weight but the maintenance guy will never want to see you naked because he is obviously scared for life
katherinebby17 28
ydi for being a ***** lol sorry
michellefleeger 0
They might be "goods" in your head, but they might induce vomiting in normal people
Dasmi3 0
haha you are unattractive to the opposite sex
blackdogassault 0
There is the possibility that he's a sensible guy and thought you didn't do it on purpose... Nobody thought of it like that? Is being rude the only possibility? Weird world. And #69, you assume too much. Don't be a smartass, people don't like it.
wallythedolly 0
Um. Ew. You're probably repulsive.