AndieApocalypse
United States
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jordeshting
United Kingdom
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Notice me, please
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Michael McMike
Salt Lake City, United States
Old hag
Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML
Anonymous
Carbondale, United States
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Pauline
Cool
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Anonymous
Rahway, United States
Confused
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Drew
Vibe check
Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
Top comments
igotnolegs 1
This FML really needs an explanation.
Livinia 11
So stop using a bowl as an outline to cut your hair.
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Comments (94)
denvan 0
You sure have rowdy hair
braasilianx0 4
Fix your hair so it won't happen again :)
goliatron 9
Maybe you should stop having a hair helmet, you guido pig!!!
thisguy22 33
this made me lol...
blondebrunette11 4
OMG that wasn't a hat? I'm so sorry!!!
spazmattic 0
You were there? OMG me too! would be an annoying cliché response to your annoying cliché response...
alexsmokesdro91 0
Were you at least polite, and say thank you?
AndieApocalypse 0
I was as polite as I could manage.
alexsmokesdro91 0
That's good! Not many people have manners.
bhaleyes 0
Either you need a haircut or you need to purchase a hat.
dreamering 16
If you're Donald Trump just say so. No need to be ashamed. We'll understand.
redbluegreen 41
Obviously, the OP was wearing multiple hats. Duh.
YurTriniFantasy 1
haha i laughed so hard when i read this... obviously he was wearing multiple hats... you are a genius!!!!
canadia123 2
That's more like an MLIA. :)