You should have known they weren't MINT to be eaten.

Schools can fix ignorance, not stupid.

sounds like an episode of new girl

How does a school not fix stupid? Don't you learn at schools anymore? And I did actually attend school FYI bitch

You're kind of an ass, OP. And some people are just stupid. Stupidity, noun: lacking intelligence or common sense. School can't make you more intelligent. It can give you knowledge but knowledge ≠ intelligence. And you can't be taught common sense. Now, ignorance, noun: lack of knowledge or information. School can most certainly give you knowledge and information. Therefore, ignorance ≠ stupidity. You seem to be both ignorant and stupid, which is never a good combination.

Anyone else get really disappointed when it says there's followup and there really isn't?

If you submit something OP, you're going to get some harsh and sometimes entertaining commentary. I'm not sure how the two looked that similar, but take it in stride now that it's up

At least they weren't those little scented beads.

School doesn't fix common sense.

Well, a lack of it.

I once almost ate mothballs thinking they were mints, so... these things happen! FYL, OP.

Ouch, hope you are alright!