Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chatting online with a guy I really like, when he used the word "irregardless." I couldn't help but mention how little sense it makes, since it's a combination of two words meaning roughly the same thing. He replied, "lol what? your stupid." Jesus Christ. FML
Today, my colleague yet again misused the word "literally." It's driving me insane. I have to work opposite him and hear him say things like he's just "literally shit himself inside out." FML
Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML
Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML
Today, I realized my coworker can't comprehend English, or any other language. When I mentioned this to a coworker, they accused me of being an ableist. This is the same person who insults him to his face, knowing he can't understand her. FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, I have a new coworker. Whenever he types something, he smacks the keyboard like its his wife's ass. It stresses me out. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt "realised" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't muttered "family of morons" when my mum backed me up. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
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xPhoBiuHzZz 1
I think we have a real life grammar nazi on our hands.
malters 9
F his life for having such a bitch of a co worker
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cmwhitehead 2
I think that you should kill yourself, because this at least ask before making an ass out of themselves just like you did.
kdmozzfreak 2
well look at it this way..... you got mad at him. you've proven yourself to be a moron..... what an eventful day for you :p but don't sweat it.... your day will keep getting better though!
PYLrulz 17
Regardless of the fact, I say you need a damn life before it can be ******. So what if your crush said that?!?
Izabushel 65
Hahaha! So true.
kf318 2
It is a real word, you stupid bitch.
iSeeYou2oo 1
If its not a word, then why is it in the dictionary? :/
MargaretColleen 8
YOU'RE NOT ALONE, OP. I'm a grammar nazi, too.
Brandon2916 9
irregardless comes up in my word suggestions...so therefore is must be a word right? ;)
PinkFun1969 9
i actually really kind of like the word... "irregardless". ;-)
asktherunes 4
It is a real word, look it up.
mxpklx 12
Die grammatik herr hagel!