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nwalsh2009 United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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Haha and to think I used to think guys didn't play make believe :P Sorry, but YDI for doing that XD Lol maybe avoid that particular neighbor for a while.

Who the hell does this shit?!

you dont mean you saw your neighbours boots under the car, as in you ran over them?

AWESOME ! I laughed out loud !

Lol why the **** would you do that anyway xD

dude. FAIL!

Skullcrusher 5

I thought oil was IN your car, not ON your car, you dumb ****.

Yea I just realized that. He's standing there pretending to deliver a baby and pouring oil on his car. No wonder his neighbor came over.

What the ****?

...are you stupid WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND THAT AN OIL CHANGE IS LIKE HAVING A BABY

peanutfoo 19

For fun?? Maybe he was horny?? All different reasons but only some are stupid.

That's hilarious. In a YDI way.