Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML
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I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!
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andrewturtle 16
Is this the part where I'm supposed to say: "Only at Walmart"?
tommylover842 23
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (97)
Blink_me26 21
I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate and rude.
Feverrotes 15
Can't blame her. Sex is and should always be a top priority.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Yeah, I see where you're cumming from.
fordneagles 34
You should know better than to trust the sweet looking old grannies, they're the most devious!
Dre27 20
Moral of the story: Don't trust old people
starile 20
Hey, at least it'll be you enjoying those privileges some day.
eejones1 5
Those coffin dodgers these days
Pancakes017 19
At least you tried to be nice. Props to you, OP.
kenoswild 14
The old man must be super-strong. 2 full carts and a pack of condom means he can go all night long. Lady must be super happy to have all the food she can eat, and all the sex she can take. Oh by the way, sorry you got trolled.
rsbaker 3
Thats epic. Good one grandma.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I am way too nice.... I would let someone in front of me even if I saw multiple carts with them. But I hate being tricked, so I would say a few choice words to them the entire time.
autumnshay4383 7
Why would old people have condoms? They can't have children anymore O_o
Lizzy500 16
But they still can have herpes.