Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the movies and some dude was playing on his phone... - FML

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By hobojoe154 - 13/08/2016 16:46

Today, I was at the movies and some dude was playing on his phone with the volume all the way up. When I asked him to stop, He told the employees that I was talking and I got kicked out. FML

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jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:03

You should've tossed your drink at him on the way out. You were getting kicked out anyway!

Marine23Risk 6

Monday 15 August 2016 6:38

But that would be assult. He got kicked out of the movies, unless it was a good movie its not worth jailtime.

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jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:03

You should've tossed your drink at him on the way out. You were getting kicked out anyway!

Marine23Risk 6

Monday 15 August 2016 6:38

But that would be assult. He got kicked out of the movies, unless it was a good movie its not worth jailtime.

PineapplePizza 15

Monday 15 August 2016 9:52

Next time get other people in the theatre to confirm. I hate talkers and those on their phone. It's an hour... If you can't be quiet for that long then wait for the DVDs.

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