Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
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Original_Outcast 23
How old is she and what happened afterwards?
jakeydudey 13
I hope she's not really little.. She shouldn't have a phone if that's the case.
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wickedlywicked 3
As a band kid since 2007, and a long time trumpet player. My band teachers would have been so pissed off a me if that happen and I did that. Not knowing how old she is, and how you raise your child, it's your choice to when she has a phone. I hope if she really like music and hopefully her teachers won't be major upset but if that was my band teacher I would have been kicked out of band by the end of night. But since my band teachers go ahead and take up everyone's phone before any major event or concert we do this hasn't been a problem in our band. I wish you luck dealing with this problem.
fantasyworld 39
The band director will probably go apeshit on her.
Sockmonkey12 10
This is what Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to save us from.
VolcanoTheDragon 20
Maybe she was just turning it off?
done_with_life 8
this is why clarinet players get a bad rap...
emilyh7689 14
That would most likely be me. I play clarinet and I'm addicted to my phone lol?