Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
Mason_Jayson tells us more.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
122vanessa122 5
THATS ******* GROSS. ewww. that was graphic.
nebjamin69 0
hahahahaha oh man, that's so funny. and it was a mistake, the person thought it was a loose hair
Tratsing 0
ew ew ew! #1: don't touch strangers. #2: don't touch strangers hair! #3: don't touch strangers mole hairs!!!!
thequeenofscots 0
I think I'm the only person here who doesn't think you are a complete asshole, but I can understand you were just trying to be nice. Misguided, but nice.
soxgrl33 0
That is super creepy, and really funny.
mellow_yellow 0
ughhh ewww
icy_snake_91 0
I also think it was a mistake... mole hairs shouldnt be that long!
jadzia 0
i sooooooooo understand that urge, but i couldn't do it to a stranger. it's bad enough when i do it to friends and/or family and i get yelled at :P haha aww man, i feel for ya.
dumbkid 0
Where was this hair anyways?
cobrakid77678 0
GROSS! FML for reading such a gross comment