thisblows
United States
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0
that sucks you should have punched him
Sens_fan9 0
Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...
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Comments (171)
derekwhip 2
You're lucky to be alive! I've heard about people dying from getting hit by a hockey puck.
sythe511 28
Elbow the old guy in the neck and grab the puck
DontSaveMe 16
I've choked on teeth :( it's horrible. FYL OP :(
JCRouzer29 27
Am I the only one thinking lawsuit?
daemonsparta 16
one of the reasons hockey sucks
Mcstud1y 30
Always pay attention
TheSmartAss10 21
That's pretty impressive considering the arenas are lined with plastic plexi glass windows so it's impossible for that to happen.
heatherrr17 19
Thats dumb u got hit by it u should get the puck
risingtide 19
Sounds worse than Baudelaire's series of unfortunate events