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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 17:07 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML

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syki 22

Wednesday 17 February 2016 10:08

Why not just hold his hand yourself???

xoxoblondee 31

Wednesday 17 February 2016 10:11

Clearly his hands were busy cheering or preparing for the masturbation session that night when you didn't sleep with him in response.

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syki 22

Wednesday 17 February 2016 10:08

Why not just hold his hand yourself???

abbyade 21

Wednesday 17 February 2016 10:11

Sometimes, men are clueless when you give them clues. Just take his hands next time. I'm sure this doesn't mean he loves you any less. Lol we girls sometimes expect Hollywood romance.

xoxoblondee 31

Wednesday 17 February 2016 10:11

Clearly his hands were busy cheering or preparing for the masturbation session that night when you didn't sleep with him in response.

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