Not_High
White Rock, Canada
Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML
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Not_High 9
For everyone wondering, there were multiple teachers who accused me. Then they proceeded to contact my parents on account of my 'strange behavior'
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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linstar 13
Define 'playing'.
tmaq973 7
Were you trying to make white stuff come out?
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Comments (100)
yummylicious 5
I hate when people accuse others of being high, so freely, like it doesn't mean anything to them.
perdix 31
So, you're admitting that you are moron when you are stone-cold sober?
wlddog 14
I'm guilty of that. *shamfully raises hand*
dabomb1463 0
Why would you play with a milk bottle?
immaMonsta 8
Boredom would most likely explain that.
hernando240411 0
WERE YOU?
dukie420 4
What's wrong with being high?
indoorsy 3
Depending on who accused you, this could just be a MLIA moment.
Birdie_Sage 0
Your fault for playing with a bottle of milk, do-do head!
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
If I'm not mistaken... The average person doesn't play with a bottle of milk. But on the other hand... Was it entertaining?
TheStoryOfWazza 9
What your penis was too small?
YdoIhaveAchode 4
OP is a girl, bro.
SapphireKnight 2
Sexual frustration part 1!!! - playing with bottles