Today, I wanted to send a birthday card. I kindly asked my boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without receiving any money for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, my co-worker received a $1,000 bonus for a project that I do all the work on. My direct supervisor thought that I was an assistant. I send him an e-mail copy of the project every week, and have done so for the past six months. I was later reprimanded for not congratulating my co-worker. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I'm a graduate but still an unpaid intern. My daily work is folding letters and putting them into envelopes. The sad thing is, I actually enjoy doing it. FML
Today, I found out that my company is paying more for hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive for my entire year long internship. FML
Today, I pointed out to my manager that I haven’t been paid for my first month's work. They told me my paperwork had been misplaced, so I hadn’t actually been hired yet. So I just worked a full month for free. Oh, and apparently they’re not legally obligated to pay me, so I’m not getting paid. FML
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jakeisawake 3
Since you've been her intern for over a year now, I'm sure you know where the envelopes are. Live on the wild side... steal one.
pennies_lane 6
envelopes don't just grow on trees you know..... oh wait.....
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Comments (74)
docscientist 10
lol, slave labor.
Hellooomindyy 0
Your life is ****** over an envelope?
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
^win.
MEM0817 18
I believe it's the principle of the matter that OP has put a year into a place where he has worked for free and they won't even give him a simple envelope. If they're that stingy about a damn envelope I can't imagine what else they say no to... toilet paper?... a pen? I mean seriously!
rebecca_k 0
dont birthday cards come with an envelope?
Sadochan 0
Tell her to pay you and then you'll buy your stupid envelope.
iGreen_Day 0
YDI for trying to send a birthday card at work, op
jayAZ 3
WTF!? phew I would not like to be anywhere close to your world.
baconbag 0
FYL indeed. At least you can legally smoke weed
varkey 7
uh... why are you working as an unpaid intern?
Insomnitastic 0
go on......
WaitWut22 1
man stop complaining u chose to YDI