Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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shamille 5
irony win?
jamila123 5
R u laughing at yourself?
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Comments (81)
thyestes 0
If by laughing you mean, 'haha people fall over...that funny... me want food' then ydi on the other hand laughing at what this world is coming to when 'it's icy, people slip over on ice' becomes a news story, well then fair enough.
akotus 0
Karma, so YDI
stillxsearching 3
"people slip on ice" is front page news in your town? jeez i would hate to live there.
perdix 31
Schadenfreude* has a way of kicking you in your big, fat ass! *Don't ask me what that means -- you're on the ******* Internetzes now, look it up yourself. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.
cel123456789 0
this is no fml, couldn't u say u went to the hospital after that?
jessi_ld 2
I agree this is no FML but it is irony. He lil physics story I find rather humorous.It reminds me of The Big Bang Theory anyone ever heard of the show?
h_langston12 0
karama....is.....a bitch... just sayin'.
ladyme_fml 0
LOL there you go! karma is a bitch hahahahaha. Ice doesn't really help the uncordinated...
biancster 0
lol how ironic
bartmasta 0
only retards believe in karma