Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 25th birthday. I closed at work, not one person wished me happy birthday, no calls or letters from my family. Even my boyfriend of 3 years didn’t remember. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today it's my twin brother's and my birthday, and like every year people wish him a happy birthday instead of me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
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SRMB4life 0
Happy birthday! ...can I borrow some money too?
amirn86 0
That happened to me on my 16th birthday... except nobody asked me for money lol turns out though that everyone was ignoring me on purpose for a surprise party later on. I don't wanna get your hopes up, but MAYBE that's why? Do you have a facebook and if so is your birthday posted? That helps a lot lol Have a great birthday and don't let it get you down cause there are clearly a lot of people here on FML that care to wish you :)
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Comments (133)
debonair 0
Hope you had a good birthday!
mikeloyst 0
Happy birthday! Even if your family does not love you....your anon friends on the internet does!
Zooma_fml 0
You must be a tool no one likes you.
pjungg 0
happy birthday
cantwhistle 0
who the hell cares? boo ******* hoo
sirdumalot 0
dude that sucks. cantwhistle u suck balls. happy belated bday. find some better friends
smurfy_fml 0
Happy Birthday! I would say get used to it, it has been years since most have remembered my bday. You gotta stop expecting people to remember and tell everyone. Don't forget, as you get older, so does everyone else and their memories aren't as good.
rawchelllll 0
HAHA #6 and everyone who said "facecbook." I approve :D Facebook is handy for birthday notices... That happened to my friend just yesterday, another friend walked up to her and said happy birthday and the rest of us were like WHAT? My friend said, "It didn't tell me on facebook!" "I don't have a facbook." "That'd do it..." But we still partially remembered :/ But that sucks. Don't lend your brother the money hahahahaa
mercedeslove 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HappyChipmunk 0
get a facebook ^_^