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blazon_paradox Dearborn, United States

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

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blazon_paradox 23

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

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Welshite 40

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

MrSassypants 34

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

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cookie_93 7

PSST, HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!

evikeysn 1

How the heck did you confuse a cat and a skunk?

s3kShUn47 20

Hey pal, did you just blow in from stupid town?

ashleypfranco 7

there's a family of skunks in our hay loft I won't grab any more hay till they are outta there

blazon_paradox 23

Yeah, that's fair.

laylaeve 9

That's pretty priceless

geekchick88 17

49 - So you live in medieval times? Y. pestis is NOT a common microbe in any part of the world anymore, thanks to improved hygiene practices. If there was a place where an outbreak of the Black Plague arose, it would be huge news and both the CDC and the WHO would be all over it. You clearly know nothing about microbes.

amberv61 22

Whether you guys want to believe it or not New Mexico has about 3 people hospitalized with the plague every year. Look it up yourself if you don't believe me. A cat in my town was found to have it a couple of years ago. It was all over the news

AninOnin 24

Just looked it up. There were a few cases reported in NM since 2009, but it was only 12 people. The odds of getting bubonic plague are extremely low, not "very common".

mylove8386 12

What a ******* bitch

Sista92359 24

That's horrible #45! RIP black kitten, I love cats so it's hard for me to hear a cat, especially a kitten, die. ;(