Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML
Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML
Today, while I was out of the office, I'd left my phone charging inside. My boss informed me that since I am clearly running up her electricity bill, it will be deducted out of my already nearly non existent paycheck. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
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Top comments
ProbablyPingu 9
Just unplug random devices without checking what they're plugged into so you can steal electricity from the government. How could that go wrong?
Lilo4life 26
Just find an open outlet, there everywhere at school. Don't be so glued to technology you have to unplug something possibly important so you can text.
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Comments (60)
WTPmusic 2
Why not just find another outlet
mattyiscool123 26
Thought this would be America
Thasnoxi 8
Fun fact. There are idiots everywhere. Don't have to single out a country. Every where has someone like this.
brocho 26
Don't mess with chords that you don't know EXACTLY what they belong to! Or better yet, ask first!
LogicalCore 6
You dumbass. That's all I can say.
SuperKnuckels 6
plugging in a phone requires a usb + an adapter, why wouldnt you just plug it into a computer?
TMO2142 25
Well... you dont have to worry about your phone dying now
ItsThisGirl 17
suspension for that? faculty & staff overreacted
Angreal 14
This has been posted before like a month back How a single socket can power all the computers in a room is beyond me unless 'all' is two
fictionaldiary 11
Not sure how exactly you expected this to go.
rorex 26
You couldn't just plug your phone cord into the computer....?