Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Thus, the beginning of a porno. Bow chicka wow wow.
dc4 12
Is that the story you're going with?
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Comments (80)
zombiibabii 4
Lmao! Sorry, OP, but that's hilarious. Hopefully she knew it was purely an accident, and at least you two are both good hearted enough to help one another.
PasstheWhiskey 3
Some people pay good money to be able to do that.
calilovergirl 4
That driver was probably laughing his ass off the entire time. I know I would have. In such a boring job you have to have some sort of entertainment.
drooller 9
I see London, I see France, i see granny's underpants :)
babyshaft408 8
What color was here chones
perdix 31
The bus driver was hoping you'd get it right the first time. She must have been a GILF! At least to the bus driver, and they are not known for having high standards. They are on public transportation all day, after all.
ICastillo 25
Haha a GILF!!
Epikouros 32
Hey, I had sex with a bus driver twice! Oh, wait. Yeah, maybe you're right. Both of them were great lovers, though.
reddudeover 2
Most action she's had in years!
mz_luna 2
I'd have to go ham on the bus driver ! if your in your seat you shouldn't be falling out of it! And you both could have been injured!!!!
sampson12 0
You both almost fell out of you're seats? Wow bad bus driver...
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I'm assuming they were both standing...
21jason 9
What underwear??
KiddNYC1O 22
I bet white.