Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML
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OP here, first off I am not overweight, just gained about ten pounds shortly out of nowhere. Thank you to all of those who did have health concerns I am looking into all that.
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rhcpgurl 18
I'd still go to the doctors too see whats going on unless you want to be on an "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" episode
Pleonasm 36
She thought she was taking sperm pills but it turned out they were just tic-tacs.
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NinjaDitto623 14
The fact that you've missed a few periods concerns me. Get to a doctor, something might still be wrong.
rocker_chick23 27
Go to the doctors. It could be a hormonal problem like PCOS.
CowTippingDwarfs 21
I'd definitely say get a second opinion just to be sure. Home tests aren't that reliable. And while missing periods can happen from what it sounds like there might be a problem.
chickenfeet223 11
There's no shame in gaining weight. Your still a beautiful women
ineedagooduser 12
You're*
Pleonasm 36
Oh shit, you used the plural form, "women" when talking about her? That sure won't make her feel better about her weight!
chickenfeet223 11
I Ment to say woman. My bad I got big fingers. Was a accident
cryssycakesx3 23
don't you get suggestions so you can pick the word you want... and read what you type?
chickenfeet223 11
No not all the time. My phone is broke dumb and makes auto corrects
Axipiter 24
First thing I did when I got my first smartphone is turn off that autocorrect crap. If I mistype a word, that's fine. But I don't need a piece of technology to try and guess what I'm trying to say.
brand125 17
#74 ohps i may have thumbed you down by mistake, but i agree with you. i turn the autocorect and word prediction off when i get a new phone right away, it annoys me
SilverSet 16
Go to the doctors just in case. I was three months pregnant when I took a pregnancy test and it was negative.
worldclassrager 41
You don't have a child in your midst to add to your moodiness...that might be a plus
CowTippingDwarfs 21
No matter how tough the situation is, all the long nights, all the crying, all the changes of clothes from accidents and spills and falls and even the constant loud noises will always be the best part of your day because when you see your child you feel nothing but love not regret. So I disagree.
CowTippingDwarfs 21
48, I completely agree because every one is entitled to their own opinion but once you made the choice to have unprotected sex I guess you better love your child instead of hating them for "18 years"
Pleonasm 36
A) You can still have pregnancy after contraception. It's pretty improbable, but considering the number of people on this planet who have sex, and the frequency with which they have it, it happens. So let's not play the "YDI for not using protection" crap please. B) Who says anything about keeping hating it for 18 years? They can have the choice to abort. Which is, I think, what the previous commenter was getting at- that people aren't going to go through all that, after it was unexpected and even after they used contraception for example.
CowTippingDwarfs 21
I see what you're saying. I thought she meant it differently. But you're right though.
Lil_Red777 21
Why would you even hate your child for 18 years?? Or ever, for that matter. It's not their fault they were conceived.
Pleonasm 36
I thought that's what liposuctions were for.
Soundslikeothers 15
Don't be so hard on yourself 2 out of 3 ain't bad
metalhead88 9
Was you hoping you were pregnant
Fmlreadermostly 20
Try to get back into being active. Not doing as much as you used to can affect your monthly cycles! Also see an ob/gyn in case it is something else just to be safe!