markovitchpresto
Madagascar
Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was going on, so I had two choices: say that I was sick or tell the truth. It’s been an hour since my mom started trying to give me a suppository to cure my “indigestion”. FML
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Ashael 5
You're old enough to tell them to **** off.
Ramb0 20
if you have to lie about drinking , you're too young to be drinking
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Ixiion_fml 13
If you're not old enough to tell them, you're too not old enough to be getting drunk. YDI.
catanita 18
Gullible parents you have there. The vomit from drinking and the vomit from indigestion smells different. I know what i'm talking about.
TMO2142 25
Did the see Marty the zeebra?
dragoongirl90 34
What the **** is wrong with her???
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you're still living with your parents, you're either too young to drink or too irresponsible to drink. Plus, you obviously drank more than your limit. YDI