Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was invited to a special meal for receiving a scholarship from my college. My mom refuses to take me because “your sister’s going there too and didn’t get a scholarship; it wouldn’t be fair to her.” I guess fairness doesn’t apply to me. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and I'm single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well.... at least she didn't tell the school that you're lazy and would only disappoint them.
HowAreYouToday 34
Did dem modahfuckas leave after that? If they did you can't really complain.
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Comments (123)
RZB 11
At least she's confident in you?
cicpjaky 6
Put some fear into their souls!!
sarah6786 14
I would have actively searched around for her daughter and look confused, so that people wouldn't think she was talking about me.
gracehi 33
Ha ha! Reminds me of a story my boyfriend's dad told me. When my boyfriend was little and would throw a tantrum in public, his dad would step away and say, "Gee I wonder who's kid that is."
igive 29
Spoken like a true champion.
btcrusin 11
Trashy
txgirl2013 14
GO MAMA!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Your mother definitely had Wheaties for breakfast with that champion like attitude.
loserman67 36
Talk about unwaivering parental support! Did she then go into the admissions office with you and announce, "You muddafuckas better give my daughter the scholarship"! I bet you can't wait for other life experiences with your mother in attendance, like: Graduation: "That's my muddafuckin daughter gettin her degree"! Your wedding: "You muddafuckas better give my daughter some good wedding gifts" Your first child being born: "Hey you muddafuckin doctors better take care of my daughter" Oh joy.
RedPillSucks 33
Wouldn't OPs baby daddy be one of those motherfu... muddafukas ??
PincessBoff 6
Seeing the word "muddafucka" everywhere on this post reminds me of the African comedian Michael Blackson. He says muddafucka just about every other word.
WeezingTheJuice 5
Word bitch!
KareBear7364 5
lol that's awesome. your mom is cool. at least she's supportive and proud of you!