nightfall8705
Today, I snuck up behind my cousin and stole his drink. I took a sip, laughed and said, "haha, I got your drink!" He turned around with a giant, oozing cold sore on his lip and said, "haha, you got mouth herpes!" FML
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somedudesomewher 29
And you didn't know?
KrDizzy 16
It's okay, you probably already had the virus and just haven't had an outbreak yet, like a lot of people lol.
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mudslutme 11
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It's sad to see another stolen fml story. Although I'm glad this didn't actually happen to you
really_dad? 14
How do you know it's stolen
mudslutme 11
There's been the exact same fml posted before. Numerous times.
somedudesomewher 29
And you didn't know?
KrDizzy 16
It's okay, you probably already had the virus and just haven't had an outbreak yet, like a lot of people lol.
hunterseal 18
Well ydi. That is rude and just plain gross.
nightfall8705 33
Actually, it's not stolen, it really did happen, and it happened because my cousin is a thieving turd and needed a taste of his own medicine. And no I didn't actually touch the cup with my mouth so I don't have the mouth herpes. The more you know.
raven_of_azarath 35
How did you take a drink without touching the cup/straw?
TheTexanHokage 4
Now people, what did we learn?
azouwa 26
Drugs are bad. Mkay.
Ashly Tiavonté 4
can you imagine having to explain to everyone that your cousin gave you an STD ?
irenke 14
You took a sip. How exactly did you "not touch your mouth to it?!"