Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML
Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML
Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all three campuses of the state college. FML
Can't afford this shit
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML
Today, I received another letter of rejection from the university of my dreams. I got it the first time, but thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, I received a series of rejection letters from jobs, one after the other. Last night, I stayed up into the wee morning hours to apply to campus jobs I'm not qualified for, because I was classified as a part-time student due to an administrative error. FML
Today, despite having glowing recommendations, stellar grades, and an impressive resumé, I was rejected by all 15 colleges that I applied to. No explanation or reasons have been given, and it's too late to apply to any more. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
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nomtard 16
I get the whole sibling rivalry thing, but your sister is a bitch.
PrincessCastiel 27
When it's that time of the month for her, hide all of the pads and tampons in the house. She's gonna bloody regret messing with you :)
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Drake_The_Dragon 23
This take sibling rivalry to a whole other level.
JayBunny 16
That's so sleazy....I hope your sister didn't make it to where, it was too late.
thundermoo 16
Sucks your sister pranked you, but as long as it's not too late to accept, I'd say you came out okay. You've got a nice selection of colleges to choose from, it looks like. So overall, you're fine. Just get her back good. :-P
bnorb 8
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
psyonomega 4
your sister is a ****
Kamon97 23
I'm sorry but your sister is a ****
graphicstyle7 17
First off, she broke the law, a Federal law, a serious law, opening your mail. Second, to actually go to the trouble of writing rejection letters is... somewhat insane. No, this is NOT "funny". It's beyond a "prank". She sounds like a really dangerous person. I know she's family, but go to your college of choice and AVOID her as much as possible the rest of your life! Also, what do your parents think? Are they going to do anything about this very serious issue? Has she always thought it was a good idea to mess with people's heads and break the law?
weveallbeenthere 30
my last comment got moderated, please do not hurt her in any way. that would be wrong. :(
Cyrren 22
Haha love this! How are you going to trump her?
th3hardrocker 12
Look on the bright side, you made it to college! CONGRATULATIONS!!
vbmah 12
Well if you need help choosing a college, pick the one farthest from her! Goodluck at college.